Since the invention of assholes in 50,000 B.C.E., bleached-toothed television pundits and other social parasites have beckoned the young to die or lose limbs in pointless, illegal wars.

This Is Not a Drill: NYT Editorial Board Lays Groundwork For War With Russia. Can’t Wait! The Gray Lady beats her war drum for the 10,000th time. Thanks, but we’ll pass. Fri, Sep 30, 2016 The NYT Editorial Board — the first brave souls to volunteer for the Eastern Front Since the invention of assholes…