Since we first heard Gaga belt out, “Don’t call my name, don’t call my name, Alejandro! I’m not your babe, I’m not your babe, Fernando!”, we couldn’t wait for the video. After all, the Lady practically reinvented interest in music videos with Beyoncé in “Telephone”. And we assumed that for her Ace of Base-esque song “Alejandro”, she’d up the ante and…well, we didn’t know what the hell she’d do, but we knew it would no doubt be shocking and utterly watchable.

We were right. Check out the gloriousness that is Gaga…

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Lady Gaga Strips Down for Alejandro
By Zoë Ruderman

Every since we first heard Gaga belt out, “Don’t call my name, don’t call my name, Alejandro! I’m not your babe, I’m not your babe, Fernando!”, we couldn’t wait for the video. After all, the Lady practically reinvented interest in music videos with Beyoncé in “Telephone”. And we assumed that for her Ace of Base-esque song “Alejandro”, she’d up the ante and…well, we didn’t know what the hell she’d do, but we knew it would no doubt be shocking and utterly watchable.

We were right. Check out the gloriousness that is Gaga…

Damn!

Three trends we hope the Alejandro video starts:

1. Blood red lips with metallic almost-black nail polish. So dangerous looking. In a good way!

2. People doing the dance sequence at minute mark 6:06. Please, let’s all learn the routine so that whenever it comes on at bars, clubs, or parties, we can break it out.

3. Light bondage.

And as much as we can respect Gaga’s creativity and uniqueness, here are three we hope don’t catch on:

1. Bras with guns coming out of the cups. So dangerous looking. In a bad way.

2. Bowl cuts on males over the age of five.

3. Pipe smoking.

What do you think of the video? Is it as good as “Telephone”? What do you think Gaga will do next?

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